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WhoregonFloridunceWisconsinnerRude IslandKansassOklahomelyIdaho---------------------I am suspending further posts as fast as you can say presidential debate to serve my country, or rather county, or, rather, campus, or maybe just the three people who read the Kansan by writing jokes for that student rag all semester. My loyalties lie elsewhere for the time being, so my infrequent posts will

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There has been a lot of broo-hah-hah over the Republican VP pick in the past few days, like if she can sway jaded Hillary supporters, if her two-year stint as Alaskan governor is sufficient experience for the position, and why she, as the governor of the coldest state in the Union, only seems to be wearing sandals in every picture I see of her.But we here at Bichitalk salute Palin for catapulting

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I have returned and essentially morphed into the iPhone 3G - unable to update and eventually obsolete. And for that, I apologize. But, thats the price you pay when you are a lazy college student with days packed to the brim with sloth and apathy. I really wish I had less time to spend on this thing, but alas, I am too free to do much of anything of un-fun these days.-----South Korea and Japan are

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I know, I know, I know, I have crucified this blog with laziness over the last few months. But sloth is a mortal sin, and something had to die for it, right? Okay, so Easter has come and gone and the metaphor scores way off the charts of the groan factor scale, but when your humor consists entirely of bad puns and the spontaneous slapstick of falling down any variation of stairs nearly every day

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Mom Turns ModernIn a spontaneous yet candied interview with her reporter daughter and author of this blog, incumbent president of the Oberthaler household, my mother, has just announced she is a registered Democrat. This is an unexpected, move so late in the game for the long-time anti-abortion, anti-contraceptive, pro-Bush-in-2001-AND-2004, conservative contender. “My parents were registered

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[This was originally posted in December, but for some reason the internets gobbled it up. Either I accidentally deleted it, blogger deleted it, or the CIA flagged it as the dangerous, sensitive material it really is]I am returning to you, you huddle masses, or just that one (if even) occasional reader, like a guilty dog with its tail between its legs. I know my hiatus has been a long duration

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I know, I know, it's been a while, and I apologize. But I've returned now, so feel free to put me back as your home page. You can also end cue those trumpets now - all that heralding can really go to girl's head, you know.----------------------Scientists have successfully used inkjet printers to deposit substances into petri dishes – namely, human stem cells. This method could provide the

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Craig Blip on the Bathroom Gaydar This week, news broke that Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for lewd conduct towards an undercover officer in a men’s bathroom in June. Allegedly, Craig tapped his foot and engaged in a number of other signals commonly used to initiate sex. Craig originally pleaded guilty to the charges, but now regrets his statement. “I am not gay,” Craig said, “It is a

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So, I realize that I’ve almost taken as long to return as Alberto Gonzalas has to resign, but finally those two happy events have come. I apologize for the hiatus, but now that I settled back into peddling on the streets and being graded on my ability to create misinformed, pretentious, and naïve preconceptions of the world as a poor college student, the steady stream of updates should continues

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Just a quick update to say...there is no update. At least not this week, and possibly not the following week later. I am leaving for the great outdoors of Colorado tomorrow to test everything I've ever learned from Bear Grylls. So, when the going gets rough, I'll be sure to tough it out on those awful satin sheets in a nice hotel. But I'll make sure to drink my own urine for hydration for the

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A new study on obesity weighed heavily on the news this week. Recent research suggests that having an overweight friend or family member might make one more susceptible to weight gain– regardless of the distance between one's friend and oneself. The researchers explain that having obese acquaintances make people re-evaluate their views of acceptable body images. So, in the true spirit of

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No update this week - Foreboding calc final takes precedent over a fake news blog that I am suspicious is simply gathering dust on the RSS feeds shelf of the negative two people who read it, a number which only makes sense if you've spent the past eight weeks hacking through the dense Calculus 1 With Analytical Geometry jungle with a calculator machete as I have.See you next week for an actual

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Tom Etheredge, owner and operator of Wild West World, apparently wore spurs too big for his boots because after just two months in operation, the saloon doors have swung shut on the amusement park. This last week, the park filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Although the closing came swiftly, the park did not materialize with equal celerity: “[My wife and I] spent many hours in prayer over this

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Well, as you know, yesterday was supposed to be the luckiest day ever, but unfortunately, the Eagle still went to press. But luckily, you have me to sift out the foolishness with my sieve of truth and bake it a much less absurd concoction:Pro-hops-bitionThe world can finally bring their speakeasies out into the open, as the petition to ban a new law allowing the sale of alcohol on Sundays failed

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In Local and State:Senator Sam Brownback reportedly flipped and flopped like a salmon swimming upstream this week when voting on an immigration bill. Only minutes after swiftly backing the bill, Brownback retract his support. Brownback said he planned the ‘ol switch-eroo all along, reportedly inspired after watching his favorite movie, The Parent Trap. He said he the conscious indecision served

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Front Page:In a lengthy article about transgender individuals, a physician describes gender confusion in complicated medical jargon: "'There are girl brains and boy brains, and there are girl (body) parts and boy parts, and sometimes they get mixed up.'"Consequently, today's prayer in Faith and Values appeals to God to stop playing with his Mr. Potato-head doll.Speaking of which..."Faith and

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So, I’ve got some qualms with the Old Testament (who doesn’t? The Old Testament even has problems with itself, lest we forget that embarrassing Ark incident where God was so frustrated with his Earth Etch-A-Sketch that he shook it clean). Now, I understand that way-back when the population wasn’t as diverse, it might have been advantageous for to kill some of your relatives here and there to

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In addition to the world's first Pizza Hut and a serial killer with a name often confused with a Burger King meal, Wichita can now boast a visit from everyone's favorite politician (frighteningly true in this city), George Bush. Yesterday, the President visited with underpriviledged kids at the new Boys and Girls Club facilities, where in an effort to relate to the children, he urged them to call

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